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(603):

I just saw the nastiest chick.

(1-603):

Where?

(603):

woke up next to her… fuck you jack daniels, fuck you

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Text of the week

(541):
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!…..yeah kinda akward
mortal kombat
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