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I just saw the nastiest chick.
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Where?
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woke up next to her… fuck you jack daniels, fuck you

I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her… fuck you jack daniels, fuck you

This article led me to the unattractive girl below decked out in Miller Lite gear yet holding a Coors Light. They both taste like shit and she is ugly (thanks Wisconsin) so who cares.
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