Text of the Week
(603):
I just saw the nastiest chick.
(1-603):
Where?
(603):
woke up next to her… fuck you jack daniels, fuck you

I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her… fuck you jack daniels, fuck you

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(541):
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!…..yeah kinda akward

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